Sup nerds,
I got in a fight on the subway last week.
The best part: it was on camera and has over 1 million views on Instagram.
Here's how it all went down.
It’s another day in NYC. My camera guy Alex and I were looking for spots to film on the subway and I grabbed a seat in between two dudes. The plan was for me to sit and read my book as usual. But I never got the chance.
The old dude to the right of me tells me to move my leg, I tell him I have no room. Meanwhile, he has an entire seat open next to him. He gets tough and says “want me to move it for you?” I tell him to chill out man. He keeps telling me to move and calls me an asshole.
At some point, I realize my camera guy Alex is filming the entire thing. I look at the camera and smile. I feel invincible. I think to myself fuck it, let’s go viral.
ME ATTEMPTING TO READ
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